I fell from the heavens as a fetish blessed with...
Me: It's been a long week, man.
John: As long as your dick?
Me: Let's be realistic. Nothing is as long as my dick.
John: True that nigga
Me: If I was a dude then I would have the most awesome beard/moustache combo!
Ryan: then I wouldn't date you.
Me: Bitch, if I was a dude with an awesome beard I would have so many chicks lining up for me.
this-shit-getz-old: It’s way too cold to get out of my bed right now.
SOMEONE COME CUDDLE WITH ME! I'M SO COLD!
I got a stoner in front of me, a homeless man...
My boyfriend is in the library studying with a...
Good old sheisty SEPTA.
Thank you, sweetie :)
hereisahand replied to your photo: I feel like I need a little bow tie to complete… You’re beautiful, that anon is a nutjob, obviously.
I love my followers. Thanks br0
muddymudkip replied to your post: I don’t understand why you insist upon posting so many pictures of yourself when you’re really kind of ugly in the first place. anon spelled awesome wrong again.
toloveamachine asked: free candy most definitely is the greatest :D i also love halloween because it gives me an excuse to do my makeup super weird if i feel like it lol.
Anonymous asked: I don't understand why you insist upon posting so many pictures of yourself when you're really kind of ugly in the first place.
toloveamachine asked: hahahaha that's awesome :D i'm being marceline! i have a party tomorrow, then i'm trick or treating monday c: (i might have to babysit, but i'm going regardless because free candy lol)
toloveamachine asked: omg maille jfhgklhjadfjgk that picture you just posted is so pretty :3333 are you doing anything for halloweeeeen?
CLICK HURR FOR MAH NUDEZZZZ! (but, for realz,... →
That awkward moment when I make a pancake much...
…..but that’s how I always make my pancakes!! That isn’t normal?!?!
waaaahlbodayz asked: Is it bad I'm laughing at the we're not a costume meme?
just a little bird floating on a hurricane: To... →
theedgeinyouraffection: HAVE FUN DYING EARLY. WILL DO, THANKS! I hate shit like this. My choices are my choices. Leave me the hell alone. I don’t tell people who drink a lot they’re going to die early. I don’t make fun of people who go skydiving because there’s a big chance they’re going to die in the… Krista, I applaud you.
dudebrochill: Shit man, I swear to God almighty, if I see one more “cheeeers to the freakiiinnn’ weekenddddd <3 <3” status on Facebook, I’m going to be mildly upset and honestly will probably not do anything confrontational about it.
I am now going to make Ryan dress up as a bear in...
Ryan: I'll do whatever you want
Me: Never a good idea to say that
Ryan: Within reason though
Me: Nope, too late. You said anything. Bad idea, babe.
Me: Sux br0
In my house if a telemarketer calls then you yell...